From Dollars to Pounds ?

DEAR MR MADUEGBUNA SAM

THERE APPEARS TO BE A SLIP UP IN THE CURRENCY FOR THE RELEASE PAYMENT FOR MY DRAFTI MAY HAVE HIT THE WRONG KEY. MY EYES ARE NOT WHAT THEY USED TO BE DUE TO MY ADVANCING YEARS.

I WENT TO SPEC SAVERS THE OTHER DAY FOR SOME NEW GLASSES, THEY HAVE AN OFFER OF TWO PAIRS FOR THE PRICE ONE. tHAT WOULD BE USEFUL AS IF YOU LOSE ONE PAIR YOU HAVE ANOTHER PAIR TO PUT ON AND GO SEARCHING FOR THE ORIGINAL LOST ONES. THEN I THOUGHT WELL WHAT HAPPENS IF I TAKE OFF THE SECOND PAIR AND AM NOT TOO SURE WHERE THEY ARE, THIS WOULD NEED A THIRD PAIR TO PUT ON TO GO LOOK FOR THE OTHER TWO. DO YOU THINK THERE IS A NUMBER WHICH WOULD GUARANTEE HAVING ONE PAIR TO HAND?

ANYWAY YOU HAVE REPLIED STATING POUNDS, ORIGINALLY IT WAS DOLLARS, POUNDS WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME AS THE BANK ADDS A HEFTY CURRENCY EXCHANGE ON ANY CHECKS I WRITE IN A FORIEGN CURRENCY. i ONCE WROTE A CHECK FOR 25 EURO'S THE BANK CHARGES 17 EUROS TO TURN IT BACK TO POUNDS.

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU ACCEPT POUNDS, THE OLD GREEN BACK DOLLAR IS REALLY THE BEST INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY IS IT NOT. IT EVEN GOES DOWN VERY WELL IN RUSSIA.

iF YOU WISH FOR POUNDS THE EXCHANGE RATE IS ABOUT 1.9$ = £1 WE USUALLY SAY 2 TO MAKE IT EASY, IT HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG TIME BUT IT WAS 3 IN THE DAYS WHEN THE POUND WAS STRONGER.

ALLOWING FOR THE EXCHANGE AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE POINT NINE AND 2 WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS .1$ OR 10 CENTS I THINK 100 POUNDS SHOULD BE ABOUT RIGHT...

MAYBE TO SAVE QUESTIONS AND COMPLEX MATHEMATICS YOU WOULD PREFER TO STICK WITH GREEN BACKS (DOLLARS)

I AWAIT YOUR CONFIRMATION

YOURS

MR CHUMP A