Jenifer the Blog Pest

Start Jenifer's short story at Jenifer fancies me. Just click in the Archive.

Just to see how stupid she is

I really cant be bothered with this scammer will she be foolish enough to deal with a Metropolitan internet Fraud Squad Officer.

Hello Jenifer

Well you are a nice looking lady.

I am so sorry to hear of you plight. Look on the bright side aye.

Just a little about myself. I am 27 years old just right for you, hmm, nice.

I work for the Metropolitan Police. I am a sergeant in the Fraud Squad specializing in 'e' internet Fraud and international scams.

Many of the Vile and Illegal activities come from your country did you know this. I see from your background that you know that there are bad people. Do take care my dear and try to get to this very good country as soon as possible. Imperative that it is before Mr Blair retires so that you can buy a Degree at the University or a Peerage still, last few weeks left before he goes.

Your friend

A Chump

Jenifer replies with some photographs

Jenifer is a standard scammer with the usual story about her late father and mother killed by a rival, in a car accident, or on Concorde leaving her a refugee with a huge fund. It is a wonder anyone is alive there. they have terrible luck.




Dearest Loved one,
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.How was your day today?.
Mine a little cool over here in Dakar Senegal.

My name is Miss Jenifer Awa(23) single and never married, i am from Liberia in west Africa and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal asa result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years.
My late father Dr Wilson Awa was chairman managing director (Awa INDUSTRIAL COMPANY LTD),in MONROVIA the capital of my country,and he was also the personal advicer to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and father in a cold blood.
It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee.
I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.
Attached here is my picture.
Hoping to hear from you soonest!
Jenifer.

I Reply Very Excited

Hello Jenifer

You get me very excited showing an interest in me from my profile. Let me tell you I am very virile fit and healthy. I am also very caring and able to look after a nice girl and give all the good things she needs.

You must be very pretty and with special attraction for me to be proud to have on my arm so yes send photo's. Then we can join together very soon.

Your friend

Adolf Chump

Jenifer Fancies Me

These rogues are a pest roaming Blogsites for e-mail adresses. I received this exiting invite from Jenifer who had signed in to blog.co.uk, has no profile no blogs and no friends. Jenifer dear you will have less friends than ever in gaol.


jeniferawa1 atyahoodotcom
How is your day i belive all is well,
My name is jenifer, i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,am looking for a nice man that knows how to take cara of a woman that can take cara of me in any thing .i will also like to know you more,and if you can send an email to my email address,i will give you my pictures here is my email addras(jeniferawa1@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here! Awaiting for your mail to my email address above jenifer.

I think he gave up

This is best read from the start, just use the Blog Archive and work down top to bottom, no need to scroll. Starting at Mr Ben has money for me.

Are you Ignoring me Sam

HELLO MR MADEGUBUNU SAM

I RECIEVED THE ATTACHED LETTER FROM YOU. I HAVE STUDIED IT AND CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SENT IT AND WHAT IT IS ABOUT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE PROOF OF THE MONEY BEING WAITING FOR ME.

PLEASE SEND THAT MONEY QUICKLY.

CHUMP A MR

Actually I didn't receive anything, just sent HIM 14 pages of A4, interesting stuff.

I keep at him

SO WHEN CAN I SEND THE £180. ALL I NEED IS TO BE SURE YOU ARE ON THE LEVEL.

KINDEST REGARDS

CHUMP A

Photo Proof Maybe

DEAR MR MADEBEGUNA

I SPOKE TO THE LADY AT THE BANK TODAY. SHE SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA IF YOU SEND A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOURSELF. THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO WEAR YOU BARRISTERS ROBES.

YOU MUST GET THE PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN NOW AND HOLD UP A LARGE READABLE WHITE CARD WITH MY NAME ON IT. A CHUMP WE WILL THEN KNOW THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE SO WE CAN TRUST THAT THE MONEY IS THERE AND READY FOR ME. THEN I CAN SEND OFF THE £180.00.

YOURS CHUMP A MR

Proof Sam Proof

DEAR MR MADEGUABUNA

THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY. I AM GLAD YOU POPPED THE SPECS ON AND READ MY BIT ABOUT CONFIRMATION.

THE OFFER STILL STANDS IF YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU TWO PAIRS OF SPECS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, I WILL DO IT FOR YOU JUST ATTACH YOUR OPTICIANS PRESCRIPTION.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SORT OF PROOF I WANT. IT DEPENDS ENTIRELY ON WHAT YOU HAVE. THERE MUST BE A WAY OF PROVIDING A GUARANTEE THAT THIS MONEY IS THERE AND WILL BE PAID TO ME. DOCUMENTS THAT YOU CAN COPY AND SEND TO ME.

I AM SORRY BUT I THINK THAT DELICIOUS LADY AT THE BANK IS RIGHT SHE SAYS I MUST BE CAREFUL AS I AM TOO TRUSTING.
ACTUALLY I WOULD NOT TRUST MYSELF WITH HER GIVEN A CHANCE.

YES WELL DOCUMENTARY PROOF IS WHAT SHE SAID, BARRISTERS HAVE LOTS OF DOCUMENTS SURELY.

YOURS

CHUMP A MR

Talk about Short and Sweet

WHAT KIND OF PROVE DO YOU WANT????????????

I keep at him

OH I FORGOT, PLEASE REPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

CHUMP A MR

That's it Sam Ignore my Request

ATTN:CHUMP A

I AM WAITING FOR YOUR PAYMENT OF £180.00 AS I INTRUCTED YOU IN MY MAIL, SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO DISPTACH YOUR DRAFT TO YOU WITHOUT DELAYS.

BEST REGARDS

SAM MADUEGBUNA ESQ

I asked for Proof Sam

DEAR MR SAM

THANK YOU FOR YOU E-MAIL.

I THINK YOU MISSED A LITTLE BIT ON MINE WHEN YOU READ IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER SOME NEW SPECTACLES, I THINK I AM GOING TO TAKE UP THAT OFFER OF TWO PAIRS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

DO YOU HAVE SPECSAVERS IN YOUR COUNTRY, YOU COULD TRY THERE THE EYE TEST IF FREE TOO. WELL I SUPPOSE THEY SMUGGLE IT INTO THE COST OF THE SPECS.

*IMPORTANT* THE NICE LADY AT THE BANK, VERY NICE, SHE HAD VERY LARGE SOFT LOOKING, HANDS. SAID THAT IT IS IMPORTANT ESSENTIAL AND IMPERITIVE THAT YOU SEND A CONFIRMATION THAT THE MONEY IS THERE AT YOUR END BEFORE I SEND YOU ANY MONEY. SHE WAS SO NICE AND HELPFULL, I DONT THINK SHE IS THE DISTRUSTING TYPE. SO I THINK I HAD BETTER HAVE THAT GUARANTEE FROM YOU PLEASE.

PLEASE HURRY THEN I CAN GO BACK TO THE BANK THIS WEEK WHEN SHE IS THERE AND GET ANOTHER LOOK AT HER HUGE ATTRACTIVE, EYES.


REGARDS

MR CHUMP A

Money Gram is fine for him

Attn: Mr Chump A

In reply to your mail, You can send the money via Money Gram as soon as I receive the £180.00 pounds I will go to FedEx and dispatch your draft, I will send you the FedEx airway Bill Tracking numbers so that you can track the package online. I will send you document relating to the draft and the delivery documents as soon as I dispatch the draft Via FedEx.

As soon as you send the money you should send to me the transfer information

MTCN NUMBER

TEXT QUESTION

ANSWER

SENDERS NAME

I go off the Cheque Idea

DEAR MR MADUEGUBNA SAM

I HAVE ASKED AROUND IN THE LOCAL BANKS AND THEY SAY THAT SOMETHING CALLED MONEYGRAM MAY BE THE BEST WAY TO SEND THE PAYMENT OF £180.00 TO YOU. THEY SAY YOUR COUNTRY WILL ACCEPT MONEY GRAM.

ALSO THEY TOLD ME IS IS ESSENTIAL TO GET A CONFIRMATION FROM YOU THAT THE MONEY, OR CHECK IS WAITING FOR ME. CAN YOU SEND ME A DOCUMENT OF GUARANTEE PLEASE. ONCE I RECEIVE THAT THEN I KNOW WHICH BANK TO GO TO TO ARRANGE PAYMENT BY MONEYGRAM.

REGARDS

MR CHUMP A

He's not interested in exchange rates.

Attn: Mr Chump A

In reply to your mail, I will want you to send £180.00 pounds sterling instead of sending it in dollars. I will be waiting for you to send me the western union payment information so that my cashier can pick up the fund and dispatch your draft to you without delay. I will like you to send me your telephone number, I will like to call you and talk to you concerning your draft matter..

Best Regards

Maduegbuna Sam

From Dollars to Pounds ?

DEAR MR MADUEGBUNA SAM

THERE APPEARS TO BE A SLIP UP IN THE CURRENCY FOR THE RELEASE PAYMENT FOR MY DRAFTI MAY HAVE HIT THE WRONG KEY. MY EYES ARE NOT WHAT THEY USED TO BE DUE TO MY ADVANCING YEARS.

I WENT TO SPEC SAVERS THE OTHER DAY FOR SOME NEW GLASSES, THEY HAVE AN OFFER OF TWO PAIRS FOR THE PRICE ONE. tHAT WOULD BE USEFUL AS IF YOU LOSE ONE PAIR YOU HAVE ANOTHER PAIR TO PUT ON AND GO SEARCHING FOR THE ORIGINAL LOST ONES. THEN I THOUGHT WELL WHAT HAPPENS IF I TAKE OFF THE SECOND PAIR AND AM NOT TOO SURE WHERE THEY ARE, THIS WOULD NEED A THIRD PAIR TO PUT ON TO GO LOOK FOR THE OTHER TWO. DO YOU THINK THERE IS A NUMBER WHICH WOULD GUARANTEE HAVING ONE PAIR TO HAND?

ANYWAY YOU HAVE REPLIED STATING POUNDS, ORIGINALLY IT WAS DOLLARS, POUNDS WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME AS THE BANK ADDS A HEFTY CURRENCY EXCHANGE ON ANY CHECKS I WRITE IN A FORIEGN CURRENCY. i ONCE WROTE A CHECK FOR 25 EURO'S THE BANK CHARGES 17 EUROS TO TURN IT BACK TO POUNDS.

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU ACCEPT POUNDS, THE OLD GREEN BACK DOLLAR IS REALLY THE BEST INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY IS IT NOT. IT EVEN GOES DOWN VERY WELL IN RUSSIA.

iF YOU WISH FOR POUNDS THE EXCHANGE RATE IS ABOUT 1.9$ = £1 WE USUALLY SAY 2 TO MAKE IT EASY, IT HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG TIME BUT IT WAS 3 IN THE DAYS WHEN THE POUND WAS STRONGER.

ALLOWING FOR THE EXCHANGE AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE POINT NINE AND 2 WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS .1$ OR 10 CENTS I THINK 100 POUNDS SHOULD BE ABOUT RIGHT...

MAYBE TO SAVE QUESTIONS AND COMPLEX MATHEMATICS YOU WOULD PREFER TO STICK WITH GREEN BACKS (DOLLARS)

I AWAIT YOUR CONFIRMATION

YOURS

MR CHUMP A

Greed takes hold now

Attn: Mr A Chump

In reply to your mail, you should make the payment of 180,00 Pounds to my cashier through westren union money transfer to send the money so that my cashier can pick up the fund and disptach your draft to you.

Emmanuel C. Nnamdi

ADDRESS: PLOT 144 ADEKULE AVN ISOLO LAGOS NIGERIA

Best Regards

Maduegbuna Sam

Chump having difficulty to understand

HELLO MR MDEGUANOBUNA SAM

THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING ME WITH YOUR SPECIAL VERY PERSONAL E-MAIL ADDRESS. THIS ONE AS OPPOSED TO THE OTHER ONE I USED BEFORE.

YOU SAY SEND CHECK TO

C.NMNAMDI
LAGOS NIGERIA

I WILL NEED A LOT MORE INFORMATION THAN THAT SURELY. LIKE STREET NAME HOUSE/OFFICE NUMBER BANK DETAILS ETC.

PLEASE SEND FULL THE INFORMATIONS.


REGARDS

MR A CHUMP

$180 to get my Money

Attn: Mr Chump A

In reply to your mail, due to that your inability to come to our office in
Nigeria to pick up your draft yourself, you are to bear the delivery cost of
your draft, so that we can dispatch your draft to your nominated address.

It will cost you only $180.00 to dispatch your draft via DHL or FedEx to your
address. You are to send this fund through western union money transfer to my
cashier:

Emmanuel C. Nnamdi
Address: Lagos Nigeria

As soon as we receive the western union payment information we will dispatch
your draft with immediate Effect to your nominated address. You can call me at
this telephone number: 01 234 1 8537519 or contact me on my personal email
address: chambers@mail2Paralegal.com , for easy communication

Best Regards

Maduegbuna Sam

The money is there for me

Attn: Mr Chump A

In reply to your mail, you have a draft of $750,000.00 in our office. you should
come to our office and pick up your draft yourself. Our office address: PLOT 144
ADEKULE AVN ISOLO LAGOS NIGERIA

if you cannot come to our office Please reconfirm your postal address where the
draft should be dispatched and send to us your direct telephone number so that I
can call you in regards to this draft or You can call me at this telephone
number: 01 234 1 8537519 or contact me on my personal email address:
chambers@mail2Paralegal.com , for easy communication

Best regards

Maduegbuna Sam

Mr Ben has money for me

MR MADUEGBUNA SAM

MR BEN HAS MONEY FOR ME WHICH YOU ARE TAKING CARE OF I THINK.
HE WROTE TO ME BY E-MAIL.

GOD BLESS HIM. THANK YOU

MR CHUMP A